if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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