i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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