I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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