Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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