There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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