its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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