They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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