Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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