I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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