Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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