Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
