That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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