when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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