Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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