Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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