I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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