...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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