Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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