Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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