That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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