Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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