is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I will be naked everywhere
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
