I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i would punch a child for taco bell
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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