whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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