You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Randomize
