at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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