Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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