Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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