Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
