dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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