You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I would fuck him just for his dog
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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