How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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