Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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