I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize