there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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