why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
they're like a gay fantastic four
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
