new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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