Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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