Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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