I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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