Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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