i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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