She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we're so committed to being not committed
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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