I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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