My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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