I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize
