It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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