have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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