Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You ever have a fart follow you around?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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