So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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