I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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