call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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