Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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