college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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